fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

(via holymotherfuckingtits)

mailorderwife:

I really want to be famous like not for self fulfillment or success but vengeance on people who ignored me in middle school

(via spiritualirony)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via holymotherfuckingtits)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via stay4thesmiles)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via pizza)