does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
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I really want to be famous like not for self fulfillment or success but vengeance on people who ignored me in middle school
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
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